Martial Arts Adventurer Prints

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Overjumpers

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Old Karate Master

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Farmer's Market.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'