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'You know my limits, don't you?'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Football

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Tic-tac-toe

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"Just being proactive."

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Tunnel of stormy love.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'I hate snowboarders!'

Pole Vaulting Club

Arcarde Patrol

The chosen few

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

Marriage Counseling.

'I don't know what they see in her. . . I think I'll take a closer look.'