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'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

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Imagine

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Art of Surviving

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Fight or flight?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Arcarde Patrol

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Claw Machine Head

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.