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"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

Art of Surviving

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'