Historical Rivalry Observer Gifts

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

Used to it.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"I still hate you."

Fighting Gondoliers.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

'Do it again.'

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'