Historical Rivalry Observer Mugs

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Used to it.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Fighting Gondoliers.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'Do it again.'

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'