Racecourse Reveller Gifts

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

This man is an island.

Good luck in your A Levels.

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

A souped up car...

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

1986 is my year

Noel Fever

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

When the prey becomes the predator.

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

"What's your wifi password?"

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

Yesteryear.

"It appears that the vet did some good for our croc, afterall."

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

Merry and Bright!

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

'...winning coxless four...'

Sign in casino indicates it is clothing optional.

"I thought you fancied the favourite."

A rally car crashes into hay bales.

Mr. Briggs Rides a Steeple Chase Pt. 1

'This serve will cost him,'