Reptile Reverer Pillows

'Well doctor I feel I am being moved by a primeval force!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Crocodile

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

The Stripper

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"You've got a friend in me."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Tintoretto

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Snake Blogging,

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

"She's family."

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

"Hey! Green eyes!"

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"