Renaissance Reverer Gifts

'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'

Adam with a selfie stick

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Tintoretto

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Hey Michelangelo why not use a smaller mallet and a bigger chisel?'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Theorbo

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Joust Sharpener

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

This man is an island.

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Old songs made new

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'He's a square!'