Rock 'n' Roll Reverers Gifts

Steve Morse

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

The No No No's

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Plymouth Rock

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

'He's a square!'

How Gary got his groove back.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Sir Elton John

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Old songs made new

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."