Rodent Reactionary Gifts

Opera singer screaming at a mouse to get that high pitch.

'Remember me?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Hazards of mouse painting

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Revenge of the Mice

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Any sign of gophers?"

Hamster.

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster IV

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"This should be interesting...."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

Tunnel of Vole.

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"