Rodent Ruminator Gifts

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

'Remember me?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Hazards of mouse painting

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster.

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

"I really like smart women."

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster IV

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'