Reptile Ruminator Gifts

"So make me an offer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Remember me?'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Crocodile

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."