Reptile Ruminator Prints

"So make me an offer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Remember me?'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Crocodile

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Snake Eyes

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Danth battle?

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'