Reflection Ruminators Gifts

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"The overthinker"

Woman looking into a mirror

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"I really like smart women."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

The Bisque Narcissus.

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

'Your 401k doesn't look a day over 20.'

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'

"Executive loving his own image."

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

"So make me an offer."

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

"If nothing ever happened that was bad, would we appreciate what we had?" "I guess it can be hard to devour all sweet without sour!"

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

"Say, we pandas are cute!"