Reflective Ruminator Gifts

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"The overthinker"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Middle-Aged Robot.

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

"I really like smart women."

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

"You're so vein."

'The secret to happiness is awaiting F.D.A. approval.'

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

'Your 401k doesn't look a day over 20.'

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

"So make me an offer."

'I think it's always looked like that.'

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

Poker game called off due to family emergency. ? ?

"If nothing ever happened that was bad, would we appreciate what we had?" "I guess it can be hard to devour all sweet without sour!"