Reflective Ruminator Mugs

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"The overthinker"

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"You're so vein."

"I really like smart women."

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

'The secret to happiness is awaiting F.D.A. approval.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

'Your 401k doesn't look a day over 20.'

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

"So make me an offer."

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

"If nothing ever happened that was bad, would we appreciate what we had?" "I guess it can be hard to devour all sweet without sour!"

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"