Romantic Ruminator Mugs

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"I really like smart women."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Lover

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

"Anything to accompany a stale marriage?"

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

'Your 401k doesn't look a day over 20.'

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

"Robots these days really can do anything."

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."

'What makes you think your bartender is more qualified than my hairdresser to solve our marital problems?'

'Oh, oh! Doc left his twitch again!'

Ju'To be honest, I like 'em with a little junk in the trunk...'

"The salesman was right, a carpet with a darker colour will hide all manner of sins."

50 shades of brown.