Romantic Robot Mugs

"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Robocop and Juliet.

Online Dating

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Artificial hearts.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

Using a social media app to date

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"Intel inside."

"Thanks for walking me home."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Jet Pack

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

"I really like smart women."

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

Blind data.

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.

Artificial Love

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Love letter via email.