Romantic Robot Mugs

"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Robocop and Juliet.

Online Dating

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Artificial hearts.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Intel inside."

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

Using a social media app to date

Jet Pack

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"I really like smart women."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Blind data.

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

No, my date didn't go well. I was saying a I had an electrical short circuit when I told you sparks were flying.

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.