Robot Romantics Mugs

'Well, that really cleared the circuits.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Artificial hearts.

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Intel inside."

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"Not on my watch..."

Couple entering tunnel of love, man on mobile phone says: 'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"He says he feels empty inside."

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

'I thought I had them all figured out, and then they started talking about their 'biological clocks,''

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

Artificial Love

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

The Robot's Trophy