Robot Romantics Mugs

'Well, that really cleared the circuits.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

Artificial hearts.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"Intel inside."

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Not on my watch..."

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

'I thought I had them all figured out, and then they started talking about their 'biological clocks,''

Couple entering tunnel of love, man on mobile phone says: 'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

"He says he feels empty inside."

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

"The R2-D2 swears all the time. They beep out every word he says."

Artificial Love

No, my date didn't go well. I was saying a I had an electrical short circuit when I told you sparks were flying.

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

Robot Psychiatry. But if I get in touch with my inner mechanisms, won't that void my warranty?

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'