Robot Romantic Mugs

Woman coming out of 'Computer dating' office with a robot

"Who the hell is 101100110?"

Robocop and Juliet.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Artificial hearts.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'That must be my computer date.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

Using a social media app to date

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"Intel inside."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Jet Pack

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

Blind data.