Robot Romance Thinker Mugs

"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."

Carbon Dating.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Robocop and Juliet.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Artificial hearts.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

Using a social media app to date

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"Intel inside."

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

'I've lost that loving feeling...'