Robot Romance Thinker Prints

"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."

Carbon Dating.

Robocop and Juliet.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Artificial hearts.

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

Using a social media app to date

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. Few people know that right after Tennyson said that, his girlfriend hit him over the head with a bowling pin.

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"Intel inside."

Hi, Rudy. What the -- ?! Don't rush me, Uncle Mort. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web. $12.50. What'd I say? You asked how last night's date went. You wanted to know If we hit it off … If we had a goodnight kiss … if there'll be a second date … If we went for long walks on the beach ... If we're getting serious ... if I've met her parents ... if I've thought of how to propose ... if she's said yes ... if we've moved in together ... if we've discussed giving you grand-nieces and nephews ... All I

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

Why do you need a girlfriend? Because it's nice to hang out with someone. Why? Because you can do fun stuff. Why? Just because. Oh, why didn't you say so? I think I've had a breakthrough.