Rodent Ruminator T-Shirts

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

'Remember me?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

Hamster IV

Hamster.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"I really like smart women."

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

"I did it!"