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"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"I really like smart women."

Thomas Wyatt

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

'The secret to happiness is awaiting F.D.A. approval.'

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Michelangelo's David

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

The Death of Venus

In Case of Accidents

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

John Calvin

Minuet

"Just like he did when he was alive the lazy sod!"

'Your 401k doesn't look a day over 20.'

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."