Rodent Reactionary T-Shirts

Opera singer screaming at a mouse to get that high pitch.

'Remember me?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Hazards of mouse painting

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Revenge of the Mice

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Hamster IV

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"This should be interesting...."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

Tunnel of Vole.

"Yes, you're squirrelly."

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway