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Mammalian Biology Research Center. I've discovered a heretofore unknown species of mice

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Hamster.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Feeding the Birds

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster IV

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"I did it!"

The Water Diviner

Jailed mouse.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

"Yes, you're squirrelly."

'They're so obvious about it.'