Rodent Discoverer Prints

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Feeding the Birds

Hamster IV

"I did it!"

The Water Diviner

Jailed mouse.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

"Yes, you're squirrelly."

Tunnel of Vole.

'They're so obvious about it.'