Rodent Reader Prints

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Good boy

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

The Daily Fury

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Feeding the Birds

Hamster.

Hamster IV

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'nothing to worry about. According to this book of reptiles the snake is non-poisonous.'

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Jailed mouse.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'

"This is all going into my thesis."

"Yes, you're squirrelly."