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"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"Any sign of gophers?"

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

Hamster IV

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Feeding the Birds

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

"This should be interesting...."

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

The Water Diviner

Jailed mouse.