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"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Feeding the Birds

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Hamster IV

"This should be interesting...."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

The Water Diviner

Jailed mouse.

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.