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Pets talk about starting a rock band

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"Which one's mine?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

The Rolling Bones

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Two cats on vacation

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

"How much do you want off the top?"

Standard Shift

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Mohawk Yard.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Punk Rock

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

'Bill's not a real nurturing guy. Last week his pet rock died of neglect.'

Lost CatCat Found.

'It's time to move on, Johnny.'

"I'm a rockhound."