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Pets talk about starting a rock band

Punk Reindeer

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"Which one's mine?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

The Rolling Bones

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

Two cats on vacation

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Mohawk Yard.

Standard Shift

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"How much do you want off the top?"

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

Punk Rock

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

'Bill's not a real nurturing guy. Last week his pet rock died of neglect.'

"I'm a rockhound."

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.