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Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"This next one's another oldie."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Old rocker.

Liam Gallagher.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Your Country Needs MOO!

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'Oh, shut up!'

Rock n'roll.

Triple Sock Cow

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"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"I'm a rockhound."

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

Ritchie Blackmore.

Freddie Mercury

"I love it!"

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Keith Richards

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

Udder Horns.

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."