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"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Woah - remember humans?"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Double Bass.

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

Kissing bench with rockers

"No air guitar"

"I'm a rockhound."

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

Tambourine.

'They're part of our corporate culture.'

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."

Jericho revisited.

Heavy metal fan enjoys his PC's sound system.

Backstage, Master muttered, 'Not bad, just don't give up your night job'.