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Backstage, Master muttered, 'Not bad, just don't give up your night job'.

Old rocker.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Popera!

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

StonesHendge.

An amplified harp

Rock n'roll.

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Meat Loaf

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

The Terror Of Folkenstein

"No air guitar"

Kissing bench with rockers

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

Keith Richards

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."