Cosmic Rocker T-Shirts

"No air guitar"

'Teenagers!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Boptimism

The Adventures of God

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Pole Star

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

An amplified harp

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Climbing to the moon

"If it isn't E mc2!"

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Whoops!'

"Entanglement meets string theory."

Wind Warning on the moon.

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

The Big A** Theory

'...Water on Mars'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"