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Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Elvis Presley

Old rocker.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

Punk Reindeer

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Mark Knopfler.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Steve Howe.

Jeff Beck.

Ringo releases his latest record.

Popera!

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Jimmy Page.

Johnny Winter.

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Which one's mine?"

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Rock On

An amplified harp

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Frank Zappa

'Not that sort of rock garden!'