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Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

Old rocker.

Punk Reindeer

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Popera!

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Johnny Winter.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Which one's mine?"

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Rock On

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

An amplified harp

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Not that sort of rock garden!'