Heavy Metal Music T-Shirts

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

ZZZZZZZ Top

Motorherd

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Existential Risk

Santa Metal Claus

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

He played the infamous suicide note.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'I play heavy metal.'

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Bris

'They're playing our song.'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."