Heavy Metal Music T-Shirts

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

Motorherd

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Existential Risk

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

He played the infamous suicide note.

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'I play heavy metal.'

Bris

'They're playing our song.'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

The Drummer

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."