Heavy Metal Fanatics T-Shirts

Rocker boots go through airport security

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Rock On

Existential Risk

Ozzy Osbourne

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm with the band.'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

He played the infamous suicide note.

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."