Heavy Metal Lover T-Shirts

"There goes Jeremy – always marching to the beat of his own heavy metal drum."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Rock On

Existential Risk

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Ozzy Osbourne

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Santa Metal Claus

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Paul McCartney

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

He played the infamous suicide note.

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"Hello, you've reached the Illuminati." "At last!" "We have tried to reach your planet's rulers for the last 13 revolutions of your blue rock. We come bearing gifts." "That's nice. You trying to reach Les or Nick?" "Whoever is the prime overlord of your secret cabal of billionaires..." "Is this not the secret cabal of billionaires that controls the world's elected leaders, manipulates the economy, and determines the very fate of all nations?" "No, friend, we're the psychedelic rock band from To