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"Hello, you've reached the Illuminati." "At last!" "We have tried to reach your planet's rulers for the last 13 revolutions of your blue rock. We come bearing gifts." "That's nice. You trying to reach Les or Nick?" "Whoever is the prime overlord of your secret cabal of billionaires..." "Is this not the secret cabal of billionaires that controls the world's elected leaders, manipulates the economy, and determines the very fate of all nations?" "No, friend, we're the psychedelic rock band from To