Satire Gifts

Che Guevara in a Bart Simpson t-shirt.

Don't mess with Connecticut

"That's the deal for Manhattan. If you have to ask how much for the Hamptons, you can't afford it."

Hunt child care budget

"You had good intentions. Let's find you a nice job paving roads."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

P C Plod "Hello Mr. Differently coloured, yet equally valid doll"

Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses - No soliciting.

Iced drink antidote

Nigel Farage as John Bull

"It's what I do."

"I love shark week."

The Salute

Reinforced Concrete

Meet a Representative of Santa Claus

Devolution is Real

Trump or Creamsicle?

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on stayin in our country?'

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.'

7 Dwarves of Midlife.

"Mistakes were made."

"Looking good!"

'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'

"Mr. Dyer says he has no interest in speaking to anyone who would remain on hold for so long,"

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"I killed him in self-defense. I'm not good at accepting criticism."

"Still, you've got to applaud the transparency."

"Are you sure this is the correct way to declassify documents?"

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

'You clumsy idiot!!'

'Ratty! Moley! You'll be pleased to hear I've finally found something more exciting than the motor car - crack cocaine!'