Heavy Metal Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Ozzy Osbourne

Existential Risk

Santa Metal Claus

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

He played the infamous suicide note.

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Bris

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."