Heavy Metal Enthusiasts Pillows

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Existential Risk

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

He played the infamous suicide note.

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Bris

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."