Death Metal Enthusiast Pillows

"...I think I'm beginning to regret revealing my feminine side."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Nick Cave

Existential Risk

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Lou Reed

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

The Last Powerpoint

"Oh, come on. How can you be surprised to see me?"

Metal Defective.

Author who wants his novel pierced.

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"I wonder what ever became of those cute little umbrella swizzle-sticks."

"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

'The only pacemaker covered by your health insurance is this MP3 player with heavy metal music.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls."

Fat biker with Cow Pie t-shirt.

"The Smiths? You want next door, pal."