Death Metal Pillows

Destroying Music Speakers.

Motorherd

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Existential Risk

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

He played the infamous suicide note.

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

Bris

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

The Drummer

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."