Death Metal T-Shirts

Destroying Music Speakers.

Motorherd

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Nick Cave

Existential Risk

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

He played the infamous suicide note.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Bris

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

The Drummer

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."