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"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

Bad hair day!

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Curling your hair for no reason

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Existential Risk

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Georgian head-dress

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Hair Salon.