Hair Metal Lover Mugs

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

Bad hair day!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Existential Risk

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

Georgian head-dress

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'