Death Metal Devotee T-Shirts

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Existential Risk

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

Metal Defective.

Author who wants his novel pierced.

"I wonder what ever became of those cute little umbrella swizzle-sticks."

'The only pacemaker covered by your health insurance is this MP3 player with heavy metal music.'

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Fat biker with Cow Pie t-shirt.

1000 things to Demolish before you die

"...I think I'm beginning to regret revealing my feminine side."

Destroying Music Speakers.