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"Oh, crap. Another worthless scrap of tin!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It feels good to unwind..."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Snowyphus

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Define fair."

Alberich steals the gold

Mythical Family of Four.

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Emma's Unicorn

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'